The Redneck Comedy Bus Tour
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Welcome to the perks of being a certified redneck

You braved the tour, earned your stripes, and now it's time to cash in on some exclusive perks. Check out what we've got for you below!

The Official Redneck Store

WARNING: This Merch May Cause Jealousy in Other Rednecks

You ain't truly Redneck Certified ‘til you’re sportin’ the merch. Grab a shirt, hat, or somethin’ real nice to show off your new title!

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One Ride Ain’t Enough

Git 10% Off Your Next Ride

We know you had a blast—so why not do it again? Use code 2NRIDE for 10% off your next ride. Bring the fam, bring your friends, heck, bring your neighbor’s cousin!

(Valid for daytime tours only.)

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'cause you can never say it enough
The Redneck Pledge

“After riding this here camouflage bus with Steer horns today,
I pledge to use duct tape while fixing things the redneck way
I’ll roll up my sleeves if my shirt hasem & wear a camo hat
I’ll eat collard greens, pork, and beans, and stuff like gat.
Ain’t never been one considered to be high tech
But by the power of mama’s sweet tea and amazing grace
I’m proud to be a certified -
Bona fide! Full-fledged, Redneck”

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