#1 Comedy Bus Tour in Branson, Missouri

Light Up Your Holidays with Branson's Redneck Christmas Tour

Climb aboard, folks, for the jolliest ride in town! We’re talkin’ lights twinklin’ brighter than a jar full of fireflies, all sprinkled with a good dose of that down-home hillbilly charm. Gather your family and join us for a merry journey through Branson's glitterin' holiday spectacle!

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Adult Standard - Seat

Age 13-59

$42.50

Seniors

Age 60 & Over the Hill

$37.50

Children

Age 12 & Under

$30

Group

12 or More

$35

What to Expect

Grab Your Santa Hats and Tinsel Tight

Prepare for a festive adventure like you’ve never seen! We’ll whisk you through Branson's most dazzling holiday displays, filled with laughter, jolly tunes, and heaps of redneck cheer. It's the ultimate mix of sparkling lights and good ol' country fun, sure to brighten your spirits!

Christmas Lights Tour Details

Get Ready for a Hillbilly Holiday Bash

Embark on a two-hour adventure through Branson's brightest holiday scenes! With our blend of hillbilly humor, festive melodies, and non-stop laughter, you'll be smilin' wider than a possum chompin' on a sweet tater the whole night through

Air-conditioned

Stay warm on our air-conditioned bus! Relax and enjoy the ride while we keep you comfortable and laughing the whole way through.

See Iconic Sights

Explore Branson's iconic destinations with us! Our tour showcases the city's must-see landmarks, infused with humor and fascinating facts to keep the experience unforgettable.

Non-Stop Laughs

Brace yourself for two hours of non-stop laughs! Our comedians deliver a steady stream of jokes, ensuring there’s never a dull moment on this wild ride.

Free Parking

Free parking means no hassle for you! Just park your ride and join the fun without worrying about parking fees or finding a spot.

2 Hour Ride

Experience two hours of pure fun and laughter! Perfectly timed for seeing the sights, enjoying the jokes, and still leaving you plenty of time to explore the rest of Branson.

Moonshine Tasting

Sample the local flavor with our moonshine tasting! Get a taste of the finest ‘shine in the area, adding a lil’ kick to your hilarious tour experience.

Merry Memories Shared by Our Riders

Festive Feedback Straight from Our Riders

Check out what folks, just like you, are sayin' about their jolly adventures with us! From merry laughter to unforgettable sights, we've got all the hollerin' highlights right here for y'all to see!

“The comedy part of this tour was great! We laughed a lot! I wish it was more of the jokes and less time at the moonshine store. Biggins could just spend the whole tour with the door open making jokes to the people walking by and that would be hilarious! This was a lot of fun!”

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Elizabeth D.
New Orleans, LA

“We had an amazing time on this tour! We had a hilarious and genuine tour guide who had the whole bus laughing and having a great time. We would definitely recommend this tour to any family or group who is not easily offended! We would book this tour again when visiting again!”

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Sara J.
Grand Rapids, MI

“We couldn't stop laughing. My jaws still hurt. My husband and I thoroughly enjoyed our day on this bus. Will definitely tell our friends and family all about this hilarious comedy tour. We visit here every year and will definitely do this tour again.”

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Diane M.
St. Louis, MO
Who is going to make your laugh

Meet Our Jolly Jesters for a Yuletide Giggle Fest

Get ready to hobnob with our holly jolly crew of comedians! These laughmakers have been crackin’ up audiences for ages, and they’re fixin’ to keep your spirits bright from start to finish on every holiday tour!

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'Rowdy'

Branson, MO

Meet Rowdy, what you see is what you get with this resident country boy. When he’s not on stage making folks laugh, he’s running from angry bulls as a legit rodeo clown.

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'Mayham'

Branson, MO

Meet, Mayham, 50% mischief and 50% ham equals Mayham!

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'Joey Baby'

Branson, MO

Meet Joey Baby, who comes by his clowning honestly, as he is the son of real life circus clowns.

Gather 'Round, Y'all

Jingle All the Way to Our Merry Meeting Spot

Join us at our meet-up spot to launch your holiday comedy escapade! Our merry crew will welcome you with seasonal cheer, setting the stage for a ho-ho-ho-larious good time ahead!

Branson Christmas Lights Tour

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DRAFTS SPORTS GRILL
2280 Shepherd of the Hills Expy
Branson, MO 65616

(Free parkin’)

Y'all Ready for a Merry Ride?

Secure your spot now and get ready to jingle all the way through our side-splitting holiday Christmas Lights Tour! Grab them tickets quick cuz we fill up fast!

Let's Clear the Fog

Y'all Got Questions? We Got Answers

Curious as a Cat in a Cornfield? Well, don't you fret none! Take a gander at our FAQ roundup below.

Of course! We are rednecks, not idee’uts!
Depends on your eyesight, some famous and infamous landmarks, A surprising number of trailer parks and churches, and some real Purdy scenery.
We take a 15-minute rest-stop, to fill up what’s empty and empty what’s full!
Plan on between 90 minutes & 2-hours depending on traffic. (Seems much longer if crying babies are on board.)
If you have cable, they have seen worse. This tour is rated PG-14.
No, there are no seat belts on the bus. Lap riders (children under 4) are free.
Not exactly, but we will be happy to store the chair and assist passengers on and off the bus.
Yes, where else would we drop you? MEMPHIS?!
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